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Enjoy the joke...Hope you dint read that Before..
A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and
dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a
fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked
him
what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in
this
field, I'm going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over
here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the
U.S.
and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do
things
here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the
NC
Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick
me
three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The Yankee attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided
that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the
local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into
the
Yankee lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly
wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly
when
the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The Yankee lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his
feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can
have
the duck."
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Last edited by Joban; 07-28-2007 at 05:48 AM.
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